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intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

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caseyleephoto:

parker cannon // the story so far // vans warped tour 2014

instagram

portfolio

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invisibleblackunicorn:

anal-beats:

Oh FUCK

I-C-O-N-I-C

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coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ


dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

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carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

syosama:

reblog if you are your url

Luke Hemmings, Calum Hood and Ashton Irwin stopped for a cup of coffee at Alfred Coffee & Kitchen in West Hollywood on Sept. 10, 2014.

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najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

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